“Ladies, please can we remove our jewellery and hair.” “Wait, no.”
“What do you mean you're not aggressive enough to hit the ball? Girls, just think of all that inner anger and frustration, and when you're about to swing the bat, focus all that anger into the ball. ”
“You can't stop at any odd numbered bases. I'm not giving you any clues on the whole odd/even thing by the way you should have learnt that when you were 5.”
"Well, that was rather naff. That's an 80s word by the way."
"There's no way you could sit on that fence, but I'd like to see you try."
(Someone's phone is ringing)
Mrs Kolbuck: Hand over that phone now.
(Student hands over the phone)
Mrs Kolbuck: Can you maybe turn it off?
Student: Sorry, it won't turn off.
Mrs Kolbuck: It'll turn off if I stamp on it.