Scottish History teacher who doesn't care about oracy sessions. Someone she didn't like forgot their reading book and she made them sing happy birthday to someones mum. She once told us in a cover lesson that if there was a plague outbreak she would steal resources to protect herself and Mr Grehan, her husband. She and Mr Grehan apparently make the "dream team".
Always carries a thermos around supposedly full of coffee but once somebody spilt it and it was actually full of soup. Had my phone out when I wasn't meant to once. Terrifying. When she is annoyed with you will say your name three times, maybe there is a curse?
“I know I'm your teacher but it's not my job to teach you the course.”
“I love Mr Seddon's cupboard.”
Miss Gore-Ward: Mr Grehan told us on Friday that you wanted to go to Boundary Mill.
Mrs Grehan: Yeah, just to sit in my car and watch the queues of people - not to actually go in!
Mr Grehan: Don't forget to get your fathers or grandfathers something for Fathers' Day.
Mrs Grehan: Or male gerbil.
“You guys are inconveniencing my radiator time.”
“I’m the same height as Stalin!”
“I like my men tall.” (Is Mr Grehan considered tall?)
"If a terrible disease wiped out Lancashire and only me and Mr Grehan were left that would be good for business." (This was said before corona was even a thing.)
"I know we are meant to do the oracy session but I don't want to if your head of year comes in pretend you're doing it"
"I don't care"
"I will hunt you down and find you."
"Who's playing footsie with me under the table??"
"Oh dear" (whenever has to deal with our form)
(to someone with painted nails)"Your nails look VERY shiny"
"Of ALL the people I would have thought to get a penalty point"
*to some people sat by the radiator* Can you move? I want to stand by the radiator (when there were about 14214 free ones in the hall)