¶ Mr Seddon
Mr Seddon is Head of the Maths Department, and bears more than a passing resemblance to a certain Dr Robert Koch. His assemblies are quality and often revolve around his home restoration projects or Rocket League.
He is well known for owning the best fashion sense going, with his waistcoats and jackets he is only one step away from a monocle.
¶ Ready Seddy Go
For one of the Enrichment Week activities, he designed a code-breaking activity and after taking an hour or two for the class to decipher the page it turned out the message was all just jokes or famous movie lines such as 'what do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore' and 'Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.'
The enraged class turned to Mr Reeves and he said we were more than welcome to go and confront him. After a few people got up off their seats to go to Mr Seddon's office Mr Reeves quickly went 'nonono I meant after school'.
¶ Quotes
“I'm conscious of the time…” (repeated many times throughout the lesson)
“Homemade pizza… ahhh (wistful sigh) my favourite type of pizza.”
(after showing us a bench he restored) "If your standards are like mine then that looks awesome."
"And it'll be as good as rain."
"I don't like the way I am portrayed online."
(Repeated every assembly) "I bet you can't find my daughter online."
"I took the sticker off because I could never betray maths."
"You see I would wear elbow pads but unfortunately they've gone back in fashion."