Mr Pigott is a PE teacher who was originally named Stacey but then changed it to Martin in attempt to save him much grief. He has also recently taken to playing the guitar and takes music lessons at school. On Year 9 Camp he demonstrated his guitar skills and considerably less skilled 'singing' - more than once!
On the China trip one of our 60 odd year old instructors beat Mr Pigott on the high jump.
“You are the FLY IN THE OINTMENT. GET OUT!”
“PE is the hardest subject because you have to think and move at the same time.”
Mr P: Ohh is that badge for harpooning dolphins and eating them?
Student: Erm no, its an RSPB seal badge.
Mr P: Oh I thought that was only for birds? I mean if you throw a dolphin off a plane I guess it becomes a bird.
(Which dolphin hurt him??)
(boys PE class passing a ball really badly)
Mrs Williamson: Sir, do you want the girls to do it?
Mr P: And what, show the boys how to fail?
Mrs W: I'm pretty sure the boys know how to fail - they're doing it right now!