“Any other questions other than when you lose your first child to the Holocaust Education Trust?”
”My dog’s fine thanks for asking… I mean he just threw up a pig’s ear.”
”Is she on strictly come dancing? Or is it just me who watches it?”
“We'll get going in a minute when everyone else rocks up.” “Thanks everybody for rock-in' up.”
“Do you know how to shut up?”
“The only other words that have come out of your mouth today are ‘aegakdhawjalsh’.”
Mr Peat - "Do you enjoy having pens thrown at you?"
Student - “Well, sir, it happens enough at break time, so I'm actually quite used to it.”
Mr Peat - blinks “Just shut up."