Her memes are class and overshadow the meme pages by miles, her memes often revolve around physics, Rick Astley, tea and cats. In fact, her meme game is so fire that Mrs Taylor thought she ran one of the meme pages (well maybe she does, how would we know...?). Before she joined BRGS she decided it would be a good idea to read up about her soon-to-be colleagues on the old BRGS Wiki.
Do not say "heat rises" during any of her lessons unless you wish to be the first person to have 'death by physics teacher' written on their grave! This will be immediately ensued by a half hour rant about buckets of light or something.
Every year for Christmas Miss Morris wears a festive string of fairy lights that seems to grow in length each year.
Miss Morris makes her own videos to do with physics, as science students currently can't do any practicals as a result of ‘rona’. These are called 'Physics with Morris', or for her Year 8s which she has to teach biology too, 'Physics with Morris does biology'.
Her classes believe she should have her own Youtube channel and may give up teaching to become the next Bill Nye or Katrina Bryan. Some members of her Y8 class even suggested a joint venture with one of the memes pages. (→We would be happy to oblige, our GCSEs are a lost cause anyway - [what GCSEs?])
She has little hope in her current Year 9 group (understandably).
She has asked for us to mention how good her biology is and how she could successfully label the muscle on the small intestine (we are indeed very proud).
She is looking for a theme tune if anyone feels so compelled…
Some of the guest appearances include:
In her words the frying pan works well as a frying pan.
" 'I like year 9, I think you're lovely.' NOT ANY MORE!!! :-) "
“Ok… so I've got some very poorly designed kitchen items.”
“Anyone who wants to wear an underwire bra don't wear it in a storm you'll get hit and die.”
“So I did Physics with Morris for year 8, I am now going to do Physics with Morris for you in my kitchen.”
“We're gonna have a little chat.”
“Who do we need to give a good kick up the backside?”
“I could be McGonagall.”
“My hand keeps disappearing.”
“I like year 9, I think you're lovely.”
“I look quite funny bald.”
”I just go around in my little physics car running over old ladies. Vroom vroom.”
Miss Morris - “I'll be honest, I'm racist, sexist and homophobic, but at least I hate you all equally.”
Student - Blinks "Miss, that means you aren't racist, sexist or homophobic."
"I don't think I have you next year. Wait, maybe I do? I don't know, I remember feeling disappointed."
"You two are no longer my friends."
(Year 9 Camp) "Seriously guys. Stop making the grass noises."
"You don't want me to be your teacher next year, believe me."
(Anglesey at 1am or somewhere abouts) "Ok guys, stop talking. It's really bedtime now. So close your eyes, have good thoughts, have nice dreams and all that stuff." (leaves and slams door)
(After raft-building at Anglesey) Miss Morris: Oi are you taking off your helmets already? Who said you could do that?
Student: Sorry miss.
Miss Morris: What if a tree falls down on your head?
Student: What are the chances of that?
Miss Morris: The same as a physics teacher hitting you on the head. (somehow we didn't see what was coming next)
"DON'T BREAK PHYSICS OR PHYSICS WILL BREAK YOU."
"Is there any way to count all the hairs on a person's head?"
"Ladles and jellyspoons."
"I had a hypothesis that if teachers carried tasers then students would behave very differently. I asked Mr Porteous what he thought, but the Governors wouldn't let us. However, a student of mine also said that if students carried tasers then the teachers would he a lot nicer."
Miss Morris: We want to test reaction time and how they change--
Miss Morris: Of course, I wanted to, but Mr Porteous wouldn't allow me - he said it was unethical and it wasn't ethical to keep you up all night.
“No, Evie, the term ‘lubricant’ isn't always used in the way you're thinking…”
“You haven't been reading the wiki or looking at the meme pages? What are you doing with your life?"