Miss Foster is apparently also no small Love Island fan and in one lesson where we were talking about geography teachers a certain physics teacher once said "Miss Foster? Ohh you mean that Miss Foster, yeah we talk about Love Island in the staffroom sometimes."
Allegedly, another time in the staffroom Mrs Porteous and Miss Morris decided to switch the telly to Love Island whilst Mr Porteous was asleep then take a photo and sent it to staffroom group chat to try and trick them, leading Miss Foster to believe Alan was fellow Love Island fan. Apparently she tried talking to him about it and he had no idea what she was on about!
In the unlikely circumstance that you have seen Miss Foster's car, the first thing you may immediately notice is that there are a lot of coat hangers in it! In her words, she told us that "I'm a geography teacher! I need to be prepared for any situation." I'm unsure of which geography related situation requires 50 odd coat hangers but I'm sure there's a reason.
“Going to the Trafford Centre is like walking through the gates of hell.”
(To people arriving on the Google Meet two minutes late) “Don't start slacking… Nice of you to turn up.”
“My audio is fine. I've got the super duper ultra wifi with backup.”
“How do you all communicate in your online games if you have no mics?” (she's onto us)
“You're interrupting the flow!”
“This is shambolic.”
"Children are so demanding, aren't they?"
“I'm just imagining you like a member of the Famous Five or Secret Seven, just having adventures before the rest of us are even awake!"
”Stop leaning on the wall, posture is important!”
”The Russians aren’t having many babies.”
(types in wrong password to computer) "Oh fiddlesticks!"
"And then the janitor gave me a pizza!"
Student: Miss, which year were you born?
Miss Foster: Well, you know Nick Clegg? No? Well, look him up. I'm exactly the same as him - same year, same day of birth.
Student: Isn't Nick Clegg that guy who's like the exact same age as you?
Student 2: Isn't Nick Clegg that guy who's like 400 years old?
Miss Foster: He must be very eager to teach his class! Those windows are tiny!
(both teachers proceed to just go and watch Mr Spencer struggle through a window and yell at his class)
"The colours must have gradience."
"It's like a conference around the water fountain here!"