Miss Butterworth is an RS and PSHCE teacher who teaches a lot in Room 24. She, like multiple other teachers, went to BRGS as a student and says if she were to become a ghost she would definitely haunt BRGS.
One time when she was supposed to be doing a German cover, some students realised their art homework was due next lesson and they hadn't even started it yet. Instead of making the class do the cover work she made everyone help them finish their art homework in time.
"Who here owns a cat? Well then, you’ll know how controlling and smart they are. You don’t own that cat. They own you. We think we’re at the top of the food chain, but who’s to say? There might be a giant cat up there just messing with us."
"Right munchkins!" (repeated at the start of each lesson)
Student: Miss, are we getting any homework?
Butterworth: I have 2 kids about your age, I know your pains. Of course you're not getting any homework from me.
"There's the face of a boy who's been playing on his X-box too late!"
"Oh, I can just AirDrop you the script! I've got... Cheese? Balloon?"
"And then Jesus sacrificed himself so we could go to Heaven and go 'yes boiiizzz'."
"You've been nicking churches."
"He can be a watermelon if he wants to!'"
Butterworth: And you know me! You can write in any colours in your book other than...?
Butterworth: Well yeah, cause that would be pretty stupid. Other than white?
Student: Anything bright.
Butterworth: Yes! Cause you know, when I'm marking your book late at night after a few glasses o' wine all the words just blind me and I'm like 'woahh!'
Butterworth: You deserve a slap.
Student: I'm pretty sure that isn't legal.
Butterworth: I said he deserves a slap, not that he would get one. But that works for me too.
Butterworth: What time is it? If you don't get it, we won't do it.
Student: 10 past 10.
Butterworth: Well, yes, but no.
Student 2: Halloween!
Butterworth: Oh yeah, I hadn't even realised. But no.
Student 3: MOVIE TIME!!
"Yes, definitely lie if you need to. For example, if your mum is trying on a dress and asks you if she looks fat in it, don't be like 'Mum, you look like a flipping...'"
Butterworth: Oh, you don't think David Beckham is fit? Well, list all the BRGS Values.
Student: Resilience, respect, opportunity, ambition, support, and trust.
Butterworth: Oh my god how did you do that? Even I can't do that and I'm a fricking teacher here.