"Perched on a rocky ledge, high amongst the wild hills of Rossendale, lies a small but significant school. The heart of this education complex is Room 1, aptly named, as it contains the number one form - 4R. This form exceeds any teacher's wildest dreams. It contains a well-balanced mixture of brain-power, talent, and good personality, which is held together by a strong sense of unity which has held the form together through thick and thin for three and a half years. The teacher given the honour of being in charge of this wonderful group of young people is Mr Fuller."
“It is with deepest regret that we inform you of the impending break-up of 5R, who, after 5 years of detention, tests, exams, and homework, are nearing their misfortunate end.”